I have the same conversation multiple times per year. Ugh, baseball is so boring, people tell me when I bring up ' what will always be ' the national pastime.And every year I have to lay out the reasons why I think that, no, baseball is great, its you thats boring.Im not going to dive too deep into the same tired arguments, so well get those quickly out of the way.The games are so long!Please, theres no need to yell.They are as long as theyve always been: nine innings. Sometimes that means it will go two-and-a-half hours. Sometimes that means four-and-a-half hours. Its one of the reasons the game is so great. The clock has no impact on the field.The average 2016 regular season NFL game was three hours and eight minutes,according to Pro-Football-Reference.com. According to the data from Baseball-Reference.com,the average 2016 regular season MLB game was three hours and five minutes.Theres not a lot of action!Again, the yelling is unnecessary.This depends completely on what you consider action. Maybe you need people running around the field to prove to yourself that things are actually happening.We call that Tom Cruise brain. Just as Tom Cruise must run in every film, your brain must see constant body movement to generate a response. That, plus your tiny arms, makes you more T-Rex than human. If we make the games shorter, people will more likely tune in!Stop yelling. Final warning.Youre telling me that shaving 15 minutes off a baseball game will keep the average person interested in a baseball game' That was the issue this whole time''Well, hand me a Pepsi can, who knew that was the answer!Listen, Im sorry, we cant squish a Major League Baseball game into a time-slot comparable to The Voice for the casual fan who is called a casual fan for a reason. Baseball is a game of thoughtful pauses and contemplation. Its a game of conversation and debate.Its a shared experience, whether youre at the game or not.When theres a break in the action, thats when the other fun-but-often-overlooked part begins: interacting with another human being. For baseball fans, the discussion of the game is sometimes as exciting as the game itself.Because, if you're bored when the action on the field stops, it means that you're a boring person. Which brings me to my ultimate point:Why doesnt anyone want to talk to you' Why are you bored when things arent happening'Because, if youre bored when the action on the field stops, it means that youre a boring person.For reference: Baseball was played during the Civil War.In baseball, the defense has the ball. And the offense can score without ever touching that ball.Ted Williams is not only one of the greatest hitters who ever lived, he flew a fighter plane in World War 2 and later in the Korean War.On Opening Day this week, San Francisco Giants pitcher Madison Bumgarner hit a ball traveling 92 mph out of the park at 112 mph.It took Bumgarner 4 innings to go yard. 15th of his career. pic.twitter.com/fcmDGL73FP A Foot In The Box (@afootinthebox) April 2, 2017 Baseball has stood at the forefront of larger national conversations for a hundred years. Baseball is fascinating, on and off the field, action or no action.So, Im sorry you had to find out this way, but Im afraid you suffer from being a boring person.Quick, heres an impression of you with no outside stimulation! -- This feed and its contents are the property of The Huffington Post, and use is subject to our terms. It may be used for personal consumption, but may not be distributed on a website.
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